No hair, fake meat, bad air

Disheveled even without actually sporting any hair. Almost as bad as revealing an unkempt mind via one's artificial smile and disordered activity. Pretending to have a plan, to be an expert project manager, while engaging in disarranged tasks, unkempt micro-management, loose talk. It's like sabotage, a foul layer that insinuates itself into all corners and --like alien goo-- produces disarray, erratic work habits, messy desks, aimless frenzy.